Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
E.C.!
E.C. who?
E.C. Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!