A ghost joke
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!

A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
s?
Crypt writers!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults!

A ghost joke
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!

A vampire joke
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!

A vampire joke
Why are vampiress crazy?
Because they are often bats!