A vampire joke
Why did the vampire go to hospital?
He wanted his ghoulstones removed!

A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In a terrortory!

A ghost joke
What is a ghost proof cycle?
One with no spooks in it!

A ghost joke
What do you call a ghost who stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who was swallowed by a big fish?
He had a whale of a time!

A ghost joke
What do young ghouls write their homework in?
Exorcise books!

A ghost joke
What happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over!