A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.

The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they'll make a basketball team.

The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and I'll be the world-champion soccer-team's coach.

The American starts laughing. He says I've had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I'll open a golf course!