The guy, in his cups, was lamenting to the bartender that he
met his wife in a brothel. "You shouldn't be so unhappy about
it," the barkeep said, "it's actually really romantic."

"Oh, yeah?" responded the man.

"Well, I thought she was home taking care of the kids and she
thought I was bowling. And to clinch it all, the madame
wouldn't give me my money back and refused to give me another
girl."