The local preacher came calling on Mrs. Paul, "I haven't seen you at church lately, so I thought I would stop and see if everything was alright."

"Oh, everything is just fine, Reverend. Sunday is the only day my husband has off. He likes me to stay home so that he can put his head on my chest and hear the angels sing." she says.

"Are you kidding me?" the preacher asks.

"Why don't you try it and see."

So he puts his head on her chest and replies, "I don't hear the angels singing."

"But Reverend," she says, giggling, "Of course you can't. You aren't plugged in yet!"