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Needing it badly

编辑:chaxungu时间:2022-10-13 01:30:20分类:英语笑话

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so...

Do you have a piece of gum?


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