A news reporter said to a great stateman, "I have come to interview you, sir."

The great stateman said, "Well, go back to write your interview. Then let me see it."

"Here it is," said the reporter.

一个新闻记者对一个大政治家说：“我是来采访阁下的。”

大政治家说：“嗯，回去写你的采访记吧。写好后给我看看。”

“已经写好了，这就是。”记者说。