Lawyers 　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag". 　　律师 　　一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么是你一位律师？". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。 NOTE remark n.评论；意见 rude remarks粗鲁的话 Such unkind remark was not called for. 这种不客气的话真不该讲。