Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

　　Another one said, "How do you know?"

　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"

　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

　　Notes:

　　Looney (俚语）疯子

　　insane asylum (疯人院）

　　inmate （n.同住者, 同室者(特指在医院、监狱)）