138 Don't Catch a Cold

　　Angela bumps into her old friend， Ben， on the street.

　　（A=Angela； B=Ben）

　　A： Hey， Ben， you look as if you need a haircut.

　　B： Yeah， I will be wearing pigtails soon if I don't get my hair cut. But I hate going to the barber's.

　　A： Why don't you get a crew cut？ That way you won't need to go to the barber's so often.

　　B： Better still， maybe I should go around bald， right？

　　A： Hey！ That's cool！

　　B： You bet！ That'll be so cool I might catch a cold.

　　A： No problem. Just wear a wig.

　　B： You know， Angela， you do actually have a sense of humor.

　　A： Well， when it comes to talking about your hair， what could be funnier？

　　B： Get out of here， you clown！

　　wonder drug 万灵丹

　　bloodshot 充血的 I have runny nose.流鼻涕 sneeze 打喷嚏 symptom

　　I had a haircut yesterday.

　　ponytail 马尾辫 pigtails 几个辫子

　　hate to do = hate doing

　　dislike

　　flat top 大平头 crew cut 小平头

　　get out of here = cut it out 少来这套，胡说