146 Doing It in the Pants
　　Donald is in class. He raises his hand to get the teacher's attention again.
　　（T=teacher； D=Donald）
　　T： Yes， Donald. What do you want？
　　D： Excuse me， sir. May I go to the washroom？
　　T： But this is the third time in half an hour.
　　D： I know. But my mother made me eat a big breakfast this morning.
　　T： Why？
　　D： She said that if I eat a big breakfast， I will do better in my schoolwork.
　　T： But if you go to the toilet every ten minutes， you won't be able to do any work.
　　D： Uh…… but if I don't go now， I'll do it in my pants.
　　T： Well， I guess if you've got to go， you've got to go.
　　pants（美） trousers（英） slacks休闲裤 shorts短裤
　　a pair of pants 一条裤子
　　greasy 油腻的 junk food
　　be in class 在上课 be in the class 在教室
　　make a good impression on
　　lavatory washroom W.C.（英） latrime（军事用语）
　　qiuz 小考 a pot qiuz 抽考
　　do it in my pants 拉裤子（委婉） When nature calls， we have to answer.