Today the Earl of Sandwichis having lunch with me,and then His Highness, Earl Grey,is visiting for tea.At dinnertime, the good Sir Loinwill sit down at my table.And Lady Fingers, for dessert,will come if she is able.I think, of all the royaltywho joined me as I ate,the ones I liked the leastwere Count Your-Crumbs and Baron Plate.