I don't care how nice you ask methere is one thing I won't eat.I don't care how much you add to itto try to make it sweet.Not a giant pot of honey.Not a dozen jars of jelly.Not a sixteen-pack of soda popwill get one in my belly.Use a tank of maple syrupor a truckload full of fudge.Bring a hundred cans of frostingbut you will not make me budge.Try a thousand pounds of chocolateor a million tons of sugar.I don't care how much you sweeten it,I will not eat a booger.