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The New Poetry Handbook

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 1 If a man understands a poem,

  he shall have troubles.

  2 If a man lives with a poem,

  he shall die lonely.

  3 If a man lives with two poems,

  he shall be unfaithful to one.

  4 If a man conceives of a poem,

  he shall have one less child.

  5 If a man conceives of two poems,

  he shall have two children less.

  6 If a man wears a crown on his head as he writes,

  he shall be found out.

  7 If a man wears no crown on his head as he writes,

  he shall deceive no one but himself.

  8 If a man gets angry at a poem,

  he shall be scorned by men.

  9 If a man continues to be angry at a poem,

  he shall be scorned by women.

  10 If a man publicly denounces poetry,

  his shoes will fill with urine.

  11 If a man gives up poetry for power,

  he shall have lots of power.

  12 If a man brags about his poems,

  he shall be loved by fools.

  13 If a man brags about his poems and loves fools,

  he shall write no more.

  14 If a man craves attention because of his poems,

  he shall be like a jackass in moonlight.

  15 If a man writes a poem and praises the poem of a fellow,

  he shall have a beautiful mistress.

  16 If a man writes a poem and praises the poem of a fellow overly,

  he shall drive his mistress away.

  17 If a man claims the poem of another,

  his heart shall double in size.

  18 If a man lets his poems go naked,

  he shall fear death.

  19 If a man fears death,

  he shall be saved by his poems.

  20 If a man does not fear death,

  he may or may not be saved by his poems.

  21 If a man finishes a poem,

  he shall bathe in the blank wake of his passion

  and be kissed by white paper.