"My feet's a revelation，
And that's my guarantee.
They're the worstest smellin' pair of feet
On man or chimpanzee."
"I've roved the wild world over，
I've dueled with many a man，
And I've seen 'em all just laid out flat，
Like pullets in a pan."
"Well， here's one good old biddy
Can answer to your call！"
It was ancient Myrna Poke leaped up，
All wizened， weak， and small.
"I'm ready for a showdown，"
The little lady cried.
"Why passin' skunk onced smelled my feet，
Flipped upside down， and died."