There was an Old Man with a beard，
Who said， "It is just as I feared！——
Two Owls and a Hen，
Four Larks and a Wren，
Have all built their nests in my beard！"
There was an Old Man in a tree，
Who was horribly bored by a Bee；
When they said， "Does it buzz？"
He replied， "Yes， it does！
"It's a regular brute of a Bee！"
There was a Young Lady whose chin，
Resembled the point of a pin：
So she had it made sharp，
And purchased a harp，
And played several tunes with her chin.